INPUT PLZ

Sep. 15th, 2009 09:08 pm
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For the love of god, will someone agree with me:

Sandwiches are not worth the effort.

This is not laziness. This is an example of a poor effort-to-reward ratio. First you have to get out the bread, then the mayo, then the salt and pepper, then the cheese, then the meat, then slice a tomato and an onion and rip apart some lettuce and somehow obtain a pickle. After the arduous task of gathering these ingredients, they must be assembled. After assembly, you have to put the ingredients away, and then you get ten minutes of consumption, tops.

Sandwiches are simply inefficient.

Yes, I could just make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but I don't like those! This is the type of sandwich I would make, were I to make a sandwich, and I see no reason to make any other kind of sandwich.

Date: 2009-09-16 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roseargent.livejournal.com
I love sandwiches, though I prefer the sub variety to the two-slices-of-bread variety.

But there are few things in the world I like better than a grilled cheese sandwich topped with sauteed mushrooms and onions, man. That is worth any amount of effort. *drools a little just thinking about it*

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